
Ok, so I've been meaning to put these "funnies" on here for a while, and I keep forgetting. Here they are:
One night at about 11 PM, Aaron and I were just falling asleep and we heard a big crash in the kitchen. We both jumped out of bed and came running into the kitchen to find Ashlyn with her pants pulled down around her ankles and her trying to sit on top of our large trash can. She kept trying to sit on it, but it kept falling over. I quickly ran over to her and tried to wake her up, but gave up and quickly ran her to the toilet. Even after 5 minutes she was out of it. She climbed back up the latter to her bunk bed. The next morning I asked her about it and she didn't remember anything about it. Aaron and I still tease her about it.
Morgan is our little airhead, spunky, spit-fire, drama-queen. If I could, I'd have a tape recorder always recording what she says. On night while I was tucking her into bed she said this:
Morgan: "Mom, I'm weird."
Me: "Morgan, you're not weird."
Morgan: "No, I'm lame."
Me: "What does lame mean?"
Morgan: "That you're not cool."
Me: "Ok."
Morgan: "I'm lame, but that's ok because I'm pretty!"
I was getting some of Ashlyn's old clothes out of some boxes to see if they'd fit Morgan. I was holding them up to her and asking her if she liked them. She liked them all, until we got to the last few shirts in the box:
Me: "Do you like this shirt?"
Morgan: "NO! That is SO last year!"
When she had her book parade in her class, all the kids were supposed to dance. Well, Morgan decided that it wasn't very cool to dance so she went and sat on the side. Pretty soon she had convinced 8 other girls that they were too cool to dance. Then after a few minutes she decided that she had a large enough following that she wanted to dance again.
Morgan is always in control and the boss. If it's not HER idea, it's not a good one! Never a dull moment!